Friday, November 25, 2005

Time to Crib

1) You are sleeping peacefully. He gets a phone call. The time is 6:30am. He happily starts shouting into the phone and walks all around the house (If it is a mobile, chalte chalte baat karne ke liye haina?), making a point to walk through your room before walking into the balcony. He doesn't bother to close the balcony door and the ice-cold winter air floods the room and invades your blankets! Now, you are NOT sleeping peacefully. AAAAAAAAAARGH!


2) Time is 11pm. He is hungry. He is now the most inspired cook in the world. CLANK CLATTER! CLONK! ...searches for the non-stick frying pan.... heats the oil and adds the onions in one go: HISHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Stir well, or the onions will get burnt!! CLITTER! CLATTER! CLONK! scrape! crape! He scrapes off a lot of the nonstick coating with a hard metal spoon. So what do you have here? Teflon Bhurji! Is it YUM YUM? No...it's EEEOWGGHH!

THE AFTERMATH: You wake up to find that there was either Jackie Chan fighting with someone in the kitchen... or was there a bomb blast? NO! Your room-mate has just cooked. All the plates lay unwashed and he has fled to the office!! @#$%&!!!!

I feel sorry for the girls who will marry such men!

7 comments:

swar said...

teflon bhurji! lol! my fren used to say of me, "poor man who marries her" hee hee hee

Arunima said...

There are girls like your roomie too.

mysorean said...

Agree with Arunima! :) Thus putting to rest any gender issues raised through your blog! ;)

But coming back to your post, man, two of my roomies who will be leaving this month fit perfectly to the description that you have given here! To the tee! :)

Amazing how God made such similar people! And people say everyone's different Ha! :))

claytonia vices said...

THANK YOU GOOOOD! I AM NOT ALOOONE!

claytonia vices said...

Adi and arunima, that's reassuring!

claytonia vices said...

bem, so what do you burn for dinner these days? ;-)

the cowlick said...

maybe he'll marry someone who makes yummy teflon burji too! that would be a match made in heaven :p